There was a couple married

There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy some 5-6 years old. The relationship b/w the couple was turning sour.

So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.

So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the kid. In the hearing in the court. It was decided that this choice should be left on the kid. So the judge asked "Son, would you like to stay with your mummy?"

Kid said,"No, mummy beats me" ( So the judge asked "Then, would you like to stay with your papa then ?" Kid said, "No, papa beats me" ( Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do... after pondering for some time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about the child......

And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with......


any guesses????????


come on I know you can make it......


ok here goes the answer


The kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team because they




NEVER BEAT ANYBODY!!

Do read this letter carefully and see how creative it is.

Do read this letter carefully and see how creative it is.


Read this "Hate Letter". It is so funny and creative.This is a love letter

from a boy to a girl....

However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop their

relationship. ...and so.. the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knows

that the girl's father will definitely read this letter......



you read this letter and then the message after it




"The great love that I have for you

is gone, and I find my dislike for you

grows every day. When I see you,

I do not even like your face;

the one thing that I want to do is to

look at other girls. I never wanted to

marry you. Our last conversation

was very boring and has not

made me look forward to seeing you again.

You think only of yourself.

If we were married, I know that I would find

life very difficult, and I would have no

pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

to give, but it is not something

that I want to give to you. No one is more

foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

able to care for me and help me.

I sincerely want you to understand that

I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

if you think this is the end. Do not try

to answer this. Your letters are full of

things that do not interest me. You have no

true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

I don't care for you. Please don't think that

I am still your boyfriend."





So bad!!!!!!! is it???



However,

Before handing over the letter to the girl,

The boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES"...



Between the lines ? ? Try yourself...



Read the Alternate Lines.. [ 1,3,5 etc... ]



It's so smart & sweet....

Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover,

Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover,
asked:

Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?

Man : I can t tell the reason.. but I really like
you..

Lady : You can t even tell me the reason... how can
you say you like
me? How can you say you love me?

Man : I really don t know the reason, but I can prove
that I loveU.

Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My
friend s
boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!

Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful,

because your voice is sweet,

because you are caring,

because you are loving,because you are
thoughtful,because of your smile,

because of your every movements.

The lady felt very satisfied with the man s answer.

Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an
accident and went in comma.

The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is
the content:

Darling,Because of your sweet voice that I love you...

Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your care and concern that I like you..

Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love
you.
Because of your smile, because of your every movements
that I love you..
Now can you smile? Now can you move?

No, therefore I cannot love you...

If love needs a reason, like now,

There is no reason for me to love you anymore.

Does love need a reason? NO!

Therefore, I still love you...
Never take some one for granted,Hold every person
Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day
and realise that you have lost a diamond while you
were too busy collecting stones." Remember this always
in life".

He met her in a party

He met her in a party, she was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal,
nobody paid attention to him.At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was
surprised but being polite, she promised.

They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything she felt uncomfortable, she
thought, please, let me back home ... when suddenly he asked the waiter: would you please give me
some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee. Everybody stared at him, so strange!
His face turned red, but, still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously: why
you have this hobby?

He replied: when I was a little boy, I lived near the sea, I liked playing in the sea, I could feel the
taste of the sea, salty and bitter, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty
coffee, I will think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my
parents who are still living there. Saying that, tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched. That's his
true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who could tell out he's home sick, he must be a man
who loved his home.

Then she also started to talk, talked about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family ... a
really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. They continued to date. She found that he
was a man who met all her demands: with tolerance, a kind heart, warm, cheerful ... he was such a
good guy but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee!

Then the story was just like every beautiful love story: the princess married to the prince, then they
were living the happy life And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, as
she knew that's the way he liked. After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said to you the salty
coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some
sugar, but I said salt !!! It's hard for me to change so I just go ahead. i never thought that could be
the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid
to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything ... Now I'm dying, I'm afraid of nothing
so I'm telling you the truth: I don't like salty coffee, what a strange bad taste ... but I have had the
salty coffee all my life since I knew you, I've never felt sorry for anything I have done for you. Having
you with me is the biggest happiness in my whole life. If I can live for the second time, I still want to
know you and have you as my wife, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again.

Her tears made the letter totally wet.
One day, someone asked her: what's the taste of
salty coffee?

It's sweet. She replied.

A CUTE LOVE STORY-

A CUTE LOVE STORY-

A BOY HAD CANCER AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE.
HE LIKED A GIRL WORKING IN A CD SHOP VERY MUCH.
BUT HE DID NOT TOLD HER ABOUT HIS LUV.
EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP AND BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER.
AFTER A MONTH HE DIED.




WHEN THE GIRL WENT HIS HOME AND ASKED ABOUT HIM, HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE

DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM.....................................
SHE SAW ALL THE CD'S UNOPENED ...............
THE GIRL CRIED N CRIED N FINALLY DIED.
YOU KNOW Y SHE CRIED?






COZ SHE HAD KEPT HER OWN LUV LETTERS INSIDE THE CD PACKS.SHE ALSO LUVED HIM.............

Girl: Promise you won't love any other

Girl: Promise you won't love any
other
girl ?
Boy: I can't ..
Girl: So there's someone else?
............
Boy: Yes she will look exactly like
you
but a lot younger and she will call
you
'mummy'. . . . .

Once not far away there lived a really nice woman

Once not far away there lived a really nice woman with seven children.
Unfortunately her husband died!
Over the past few years she became crazier and crazier although no-one noticed.
So each day she placed one of her kids into the well in her neighborhood! After all,
her kids were in the well and dead nevertheless the only thing on her mind was to go and pray to God.
Therefore she went to God and asked "What should I do?" He answered, "Bring the kids up from the well and bury them." After that she went right down to the well and did what God had told her.
From that day on, she sat by the well and cried. One sudden day arrived, when a man had noticed her,
however he also treated her that he'll kill her except she walked away.
Moreover she already wanted to die therefore out of nowhere he got out a knife and threw it right at her back.
Sadly she had died.

There was a beautiful girl

There was a beautiful girl named Rexona and a hand some boy named Cinthol, Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other. Rexona parents were Hamam & Margo, cinthol parents were wheel & Nirma, Rexona was very excited to make cinthol his "Life Boy".

They wished to marry and approach their aunt 501 who mannages to convince them. Rexona & cinthol were very happy in thier love they fixed their marrige at " Fair & lovely " garden opposite to Santoor theatre, Medimix city.

They invited their friends Lux, Dove, Dettol, Savlon, Tide, Fa, Jo and others, Rexona and cinthol got married and lived Happily in their Dream land "PEARS" and after 1 year they got twins 'Johnson & Johnson'

THATS LOVE

once there was a sparrow who love a withe rose.
she perposed the withe rose
but rose reply that
when he will turns red he will also fell in love with sparrow.
than sparrow tore her body and
slowly spread her blood on the flower.now the flower turns red and fell in love with sparrow.
butt sparrow no more
THAT'S LOVE

Girl- Do you want to be with me forever?

Girl- Do you want to be
with me forever?

Boy- NO
Girl- Do you even like me?
Boy- NO
Girl- Would you cry if I
walked away?
Boy- NO
she heard enough and
walked away
he grabbed her arm
Boy- Your not pretty….
your beautiful
I don’t want to be with
you forever……. I need to
be with you forever
I don’t like you….. I love
you
I wouldn’t cry if you
walked away… I would
die if you walked away
Boy- Please stay with me

Girls, You know how Guys really are..

Girls, You know how Guys really are..
!!Must Read For All Girls !!

Guys melt when you stare at them with your angelic smile.
Guys look strong but actually they are more emotional than girls.

Guys may stare at hot chicks all day, but before they go to sleep, they would always think about the girl they truly love.

When a guy tells you about his problems that time he just needs you to listen and support him.

A guy literary doesn’t bother about their clothes and hairstyle once he gets his angel.

When a guy gets angry he wants you to hold his hand and make him calm.

Guys get jealous when you talk to other guys in front
of them and what annoys them even more is when you say “arre baba,we are JUST FRIENDS”.

Guys love it when you say “Take Care of yourself” after a long conversation.
A guy would start lying when you become dominating.

Guys love to see you play with your hair.

Guys hate it when you mutter and “hmmmmmmm”.

When a guy sacrifices his Sunday morning sleep and health just to be with you, that means he really likes you and will do anything for you.

A guy will expect you to support him to fulfill his Big Dreams.

Guys would try to act normal but their day will be incomplete without listening to your voice.

When a guy loves you to the core, he would go against this world to get you on any condition. ♥♥♥

Boy was following a Girl.

Boy was following a Girl.

GIRL-why r u folowin me?

BOY -you r very pretty n I think I'm in Love wid u!

GIRL-but u havnt met my frend yet.. she is prettier than me n is rite behind u.

BOY luks-dere's no 1...

GIRL-if u realy loved me u wudnt hav lukd behind... ;->

MORAL- True Love is rare... :)

One day I will leave the world

One day I will leave the world and
never come back...

U will cry when U will see my
number..

U will miss me when U sit alone,
There will be no more ME to
irritate, tease, make you laugh...
& say sorry stupidly.. Tears might
flow out of eyes...
But, i will be gone,
Long n forever So Enjoy my silly
stupid company as much before i
close my eyes forever...

A Must Read By all...

A Must Read By all...

I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old..

TheCashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy
this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked: ''Uncle, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

I counted his cash and replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy the doll, my dear.'' The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give
this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so
much . I wanted to Gift her for her BIRTHDAY.

I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this.

'My Sister has gone to be with God.. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister...''

My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I
told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I
come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him.where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so my sister won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly..
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to
sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so
that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses.'

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I
started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I
remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state.

The family had to decide whether to pullthe plug on the life sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.. I couldn't stop myself as

I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever...

The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

MORAL LESSON
*Please DO NOT DRINK WHILE DRIVEING
*Always have a giving hand and extend your help to those in need and sorrow.
*In what ever situation, call God, He is always there to help.

LETS PRAY
O God, we pray for ur mercy and protection on the innocent ones.
Keep ur love and providence to those in need and in sorrow Amen.

TOUCHING STORY

TOUCHING STORY:

My mom only had one eye. I hated her… She was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students and teachers to support the family.
There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me. I was so embarrassed.
How could she do this to me? I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said, ‘EEEE, your mom only has one eye!’
I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear. I confronted her that day and said, ‘ If you’re only gonna make me a laughing stock, why don’t you just die?’
My mom did not respond… I didn’t even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was full of anger. I was oblivious to her feelings.
I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her. So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study.
Then, I got married. I bought a house of my own. I had kids of my own. I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts. Then one day, my Mother came to visit me. She hadn’t seen me in years and she didn’t even meet her grandchildren.
When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at her for coming over uninvited. I screamed at her, ‘How dare you come to my house and scare my children!’ GET OUT OFHERE! NOW!!!’
And to this, my mother quietly answered, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address,’ and she disappeared out of sight.
One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house. So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip. After there union, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity.
My neighbours said that she died. I did not shed a single tear. They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have.
‘My dearest son,
I think of you all the time. I’m sorry that I came to your house and scared your children.
I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you. I’m sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up.
You see……..when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mother, I couldn’t stand watching you having to grow up with one eye. So I gave you mine.
I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye.
With all my love to you,
Your mother.’

MORAL LESSON:
Always LOVE your parents. They are a blessing to you.

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Boy:- Hey ?
Girl:- Yeah... How are you
Boy:- I am fine.
Can you make My Biggest dream
come true ?
You are the only one Who can
does... .
.
.
Girl:- Sure..what's your dream..???
Boy:- I just want your one
signature baby... please... Girl:- Don't be sad baby,
where you want my signature. ?
Boy:- On Our' Marriage Certificate...'