Saturday, 11 January 2014

Mouthology

Mouthology:

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?
The sailor said no to all his questions.
Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?
The professor said no.
Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.

Wrong email address:

Wrong email address:

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

The child and his mother:

The child and his mother:

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

Why I got divorced... Sad story of a Man !!

Why I got divorced... Sad story of a Man !!

Last week was my birthday... My wife didn't wish me... My parents forgot and so did my kids....

I went to work.. Even my colleagues didn't wish me.. As I entered my cabin my secretary said, "Happy Birthday Boss"..

I felt so special... She asked me out to lunch... After lunch, she invited me to her apartment...

WE went there... She said, "Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute ?"

"OKAY", I said... She came out 5min later with a cake And My Wife, My Parents, My Kids , My Friends & My Colleagues...

All Screaming, SURPRISE...

And I was waiting on the sofa... NAKED

lovely cute love story ...



lovly cute love story ...
Boy and grl are sitting alone in the park
one night.
...
boy: I guess we are the left overs in this
world.
girl: I think so.All of my friends have
boyfriends? and we are only the two persons
left in this world without anyspecial person in
our lives.
boy: Yup I don’t know what to do?
girl: I know! We’ll play a game.
boy: What game?
girl: I’ll be your girl friend for 30 days and you
will be my boy friend.
boy: That’s a great plan in fact i don’t have
anything to do for the following weeks.
DAY 1:
They watch their first movie and they both
got touched by the romantic film.
DAY 4:
They went to the beach and have a picnic. Boy
and girl have their quality time together.
DAY 12:
boy invited girl to a circus and they ride on a
Horror House.girl was scared and she wanted
to touch boys hand but she touched
someone else’s hand and they both laughed.
DAY 15:
They saw a fortune teller down the road and
they asked for their future advice and the
fortune teller said: “My darling, Please don’t
waste the time of your
life.Spend? the rest of your time together
happily”. Then tears flow out from the teller’s
eyes.
DAY 20:
girl invited boy to go to the hill and they saw
a meteor.girl mumbled something.
DAY 28:
They sat on the bus and because of a bumpy
road
girl gave her first kiss to boy by accident.
DAY 29:
11:37pm
girl and boy sat in the park where they first
decided to play this game.
boy: I’m tired girl.Do you want any drinks? I’ll
buy you one.I’ll just go down the road.
girl: Apple Juice that’s all,
boy: Wait for me!
20 minutes later,a stranger approached? girl.
Stranger: Are you a friend of boy?
girl: Why yes? What happened?
Stranger: A reckless drunk driver ran over boy
and he is critical in the hospital.
11:57pm
The doctor went out of the emergency room
and he handed out an apple juice and a letter.
Doctor: We found this in boy's pocket
girls reads the letter and it says:
girl, This past few days, i realized youare a
really cute girl and i am really falling for
you.Your cherished smile, your everything?
when we
played this game.Before this game would end
I
would like you to be my girl friend for the rest
of my life.
I love you girl
girl crumples the paper and shouted:
“boy ! i don’t want you to die.I love you.
Remember that night when we saw a meteor,
I mumbled something.?I mumbled that I wish
we would be together forever
and never end this game. Please don’t leave
me noy.I love you! You cannot do this to me!”
Then the clock strikes 12.
boy's heart stops pumping.
THEN IT WAS THE 30TH DAY.
!!!...MESSAGE. ..!!!
Always love your loved ones and show them
how you feel before it is too late.You will
never know
when they will be gone from your heart, you
were given a time to bestow petals of
everlasting
compassion and love to your loved ones
Today is the day.
Love them while they are still here.
I think this story & the message touhes me so
much that i don’t want to make anyone else
feel sad after reading this but this message
really touches our deep
emotions deep within.
So guys if you love someone,ke?ep loving.If
you have it hidden in your heart just say it
because you are wasting the time, where as
you can be together.
You are reducing the beautifull? timeof your
life.
Your life is decreasing? day by day, by one day
per day.
This one day could have been better if you
would have been together.
So just go for it.
LOVE all.
LOVE Yourself.
Take care..!

She came to u asking ur attention,



She came to u asking ur attention,
U said u were busy...

She called u in the middle of the
night,
U said u wanna sleep...

She fought with u for no reason just
to spend ,
some time talking to the one she
needs the most,
U say she is Impossible...!

YES Shes bad..demanding.
... Possessive...Jealous...Weak.
Emotional...Yes she throws a lot of
tantrums right?

But, Remember..

Once upon a time when u were
alone,
U looked at the moon and said,
"I'll give everything for SOMEONE
who disturbs me all the time,
I'll never LEAVE her alone, I'll never
let her CRY.."
U broke her Heart n the strange
part is...She still Loves U...

"Don't Lose A Diamond While You
Are Too Busy Collecting the
Stones..."
She is not Too Good for U...She is
Just the ONE for U ... !

Friday, 10 January 2014

cute story



Girl: We're best friend,right?
.
Boy:Yes,of course
.
Girl: So be honest with me,who do you like?
......
.
Boy: No one.I love someone.
.
Girl: Oh,she must be very lucky
.
Boy: definitely.I've loved her,
ever since I met her
.
Girl:Really?Well,since we're best friends,
I wanna meet her.Go call her.
.
Boy: Oh okay. & Boy takes out his phone,
dials her number and phones her.
.
Girl: Wait, hold on I think I'm getting a call
.
*Answers the phone.
.
Boy: I love you♥

Girl: Do you really love me?




Girl: Do you really love me?

Boy: Of course I do.
Girl: I wanna hear you say it.
Boy: I don’t have to.
Girl: Why not?
Boy: Because...
Girl: I just want to hear you say itin words.
Boy: I can’t...
The girl started to cry softly and said:
Then you don't love me...
The two continued to walk in silence. They
reached the girls home.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Do you really want to know?
Girl: (hesitantly) Yes.
He hugged her gently, kissed the tip of her nose
and whispered in her ear,
"Because three words are not enough...to show my love ♥

Thursday, 9 January 2014

TO THOSE STILL INLOVE WITH YOUR EX:



TO THOSE STILL INLOVE WITH YOUR EX:

Stop drowning your heart in more pain.
Your heartless Ex is obviously happier without you now. You don’t need to try over calling and texting him/her anymore.

Why crying over someone who played with your heart, body and wasted your time.

No matter you cry, tears won’t bring that person back to your life. Come on dry your precious eyes because everything will be okay.

He or she left, and without a word or without a sensible reason
but life goes on.

You ex left you to give room for other serious people to treat you
better.
He or she left you with bitter sweet memories but he or she gave you experience.
Breathe and let go. Trying to talk to him or her, trying to figure out where you went wrong and wasting even more time to check up on your ex won’t do you good. Try as much as you can and let go.

Though it hurts now and it will still hurt later, but stay strong and stay positive.

Don’t quickly rush into a new relationship, firstgive yourself time, love yourself morethan before and always get down to your kneels
and pray to God to help you find a new genuine person who will love you the way you are.

Don’t lose hope, don’t hate yourself. You are so beautiful and
handsome, Just know that there many people out there heartbroken and lonely like you. They are also looking for you and
they are praying to meet you one day one time.

Don’t lose hope my dear
friends,
someone will come into your life
and will
erase all those past hurting
memories. Someone will see value in
you, someone
will give you endless happiness,
someone
will make a family with you and
someone
will show you the true meaning of
LOVE.
Trust me you will be fine. The best
is not
so far from YOU...

Wednesday, 8 January 2014

STORY THAT WILL MAKE YOU CRY

STORY THAT WILL MAKE YOU CRY

A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery.
He answered the call asap, changed his clothes & went directly to the surgery block. 
He found the boy’s father pacing in the hall waiting for the doctor. 
On seeing him, the dad yelled: “Why did you take all this time to come? Don’t you know that my son’s life is in danger? Don’t you have any sense of responsibility? ” The doctor smiled & said: “I am sorry, I wasn’t in the hospital & I came as fast as I could after receiving the call…… 
And now, I wish you’d calm down so that I can do my work” “Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would you calm down? If your own son dies now what will you do??” said the father angrily. The doctor smiled again&replied: “I will say what Job said in the Holy Book “From dust we came & to dust we return, blessed be the name of God”. Doctors cannot prolong lives. 
Go & intercede for your son, we will do our best by God’s grace” “Giving advises when we’re not concerned is so easy” Murmured the father. The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy, “Thank goodness!, your son is saved!” and without waiting for the father’s reply he carried on his way running. “If you have any questions, ask the nurse!!” “Why is he so arrogant? He couldn’t wait some minutes so that I ask about my son’s state” Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left. The nurse answered, tears coming down her face: “His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was at the burial when we called him for your son’s surgery. And now that he saved your son’s life, he left running to finish his son’s burial. MORAL :"Never judge anyone….. because you never know how their life is&what they’re going through. May God shield you from every unfortunate incident.

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

REALLY TRUE STORY:



REALLY TRUE STORY:
<3
A young couple was very much in luv,decided to get married.
Some month before NIKKAH,d bride had an accident n remain with face completely disfigured.
'I CAN'T MARRY U', she wrote to her fiance.
I will stay sharp n uggly forever.
Find urself another beautiful young woman as u deserve, bcoz I'm not worthy of u!!
Few days later she received dis answer from her fiance.
' WHOEVER IS TRULY SHAMFULL IS ME,I THRUST IN THAT FOLLOWING TO EYES DIEASE,' doctor jst told me that I wil stay BLIND!!
If despite dis,u want to accept me,I still want to marry u!
They get married at that time,
They lived 20 years in love..
She was his guide & became his eyes n light..
One day she became seriously ill n dying she regretted living him alone in darkness.
The day she died,he opened his eyes to astonishment of all.
'I WAS NOT BLIND',He said.
I pretented that I was blind,for distressed her in d thought that I wil see her face disfingured.
"Now my love based on her!!"

MORAL:
TRUE LUV SEES BEYOND PHYSICAL BEAUTY,BCOZ TRUE LUV IS SEEN WITH THE HEART<3

A Gift Post for All !!




A Gift Post for All !!

Girls, You know how Guys really are.. !!

Guys melt when you stare at them with your angelic smile.
Guys look strong but actually they are more emotional than girls.

Guys may stare at hot chicks all day, but before they go to sleep, they would always think about the girl they truly love.

When a guy tells you about his problems that time he just needs you to listen and support him.

A guy literary doesn’t bother about their clothes and hairstyle once he gets his angel.

When a guy gets angry he wants you to hold his hand and make him calm.

Guys get jealous when you talk to other guys in front
of them and what annoys them even more is when you say “arre baba,we are JUST FRIENDS”.

Guys love it when you say “Take Care of yourself” after a long conversation.
A guy would start lying when you become dominating.

Guys love to see you play with your hair.

Guys hate it when you mutter and “hmmmmmmm”.

When a guy sacrifices his Sunday morning sleep and health just to be with you, that means he really likes you and will do anything for you.

A guy will expect you to support him to fulfill his Big Dreams.

Guys would try to act normal but their day will be incomplete without listening to your voice.

When a guy loves you to the core, he would go against this world to get you on any condition. ♥♥♥

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Love is more than words...


Girl : Why Do you like Me? Why Do you Love Me?
Boy : I Can't Tell the Reason.. But I Really like you..
Girl : You Can't Even Tell Me the Reason.. Then How Can you Say
Yew like Me? How Can you Say you Love Me?
Boy : I Really Don't Know the Reason, But I Can Prove
that I Love you..
Girl : Proof? No! I Want you  to Tell Me the Reason, My
Friend's Boyfriend Can Tell her Why He Loves her But, You Can't!
Boy : Ok ..oki!!! Emm.. Couse You are Beautiful,
Because your Voice is Sweet,
Because you are Caring,
Because you are Loving, Because yor are
Thoughtful & Because of your Smile,
Because of your Every Thing..
The Girl Felt Very Satisfied with the Man's Answer..
Unfortunately, A Few Days Later, The Girl Met with an
Accident & Went in Comma..
The Guy then Placed a Letter with her & Here is
the Content:
Darling, Because of your Sweet Voice.. I Love You..
Now Can You Talk? No! Therefore I Cannot Love You..
Because of Your Care & Concern, I Like You..
Now You Cannot Show them, Therefore I Cannot Love
You..
Because of Your Smile, Because of Your Every Thing I Love You..
Now Can You Smile? Now Can You Move?
No, Therefore I Cannot Love You
- See more at: http://siddz05.blogspot.in/2013/03/cute-converstaion-between-two-lovers.html#sthash.cKIhgPv0.dpuf
Girl : Why Do you like Me? Why Do you Love Me?
...Boy : I Can't Tell the Reason.. But I Really like you..
Girl : You Can't Even Tell Me the Reason.. Then How Can you Say
Yew like Me? How Can you Say you Love Me?
Boy : I Really Don't Know the Reason, But I Can Prove
that I Love you..
Girl : Proof? No! I Want you  to Tell Me the Reason, My
Friend's Boyfriend Can Tell her Why He Loves her But, You Can't!
Boy : Ok ..oki!!! Emm.. Couse You are Beautiful,
Because your Voice is Sweet,
Because you are Caring,
Because you are Loving, Because yor are
Thoughtful & Because of your Smile,
Because of your Every Thing..
The Girl Felt Very Satisfied with the Man's Answer..
Unfortunately, A Few Days Later, The Girl Met with an
Accident & Went in Comma..
The Guy then Placed a Letter with her & Here is
the Content:
Darling, Because of your Sweet Voice.. I Love You..
Now Can You Talk? No! Therefore I Cannot Love You..
Because of Your Care & Concern, I Like You..
Now You Cannot Show them, Therefore I Cannot Love
You..
Because of Your Smile, Because of Your Every Thing I Love You..
Now Can You Smile? Now Can You Move?
No, Therefore I Cannot Love You
- See more at: http://siddz05.blogspot.in/2013/03/cute-converstaion-between-two-lovers.html#sthash.cKIhgPv0.dpuf

How People Change










How People Change

They Will Talk To You
Will Become Closer To You
Will Be Your Friend
Will Become Special
Will Become More Than Nothing
Will Keep On Telling That
I Cant Live Without You.

I Need You
I Really Miss You
And On&On&On. . . . .

Everything Will Be Going Fine
Suddenly They Will Get A New
Person In There Life

In Beginning
They Will Tell You About That
Person,
They Will Slowly Stop Talking
About That Person,

They Will Hide Things&Stop Sharng
Anything.
If You Call,

They Will Say I Will Call
You Later...

LITTLE BUSY Will Talk Later.
Then They Will Never Call You ,
You Will Think That Person Is Busy
But
ACTUALLY YOU HAVE LOST Him/Her..</3


TRUE OR FALSE ......!!

A REAL BOYFRIEND !!!



A REAL BOYFRIEND
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Don’t care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.
I don’t care if you are a guy or a woman or gay.
Just read this, it will make a difference.
... If only everyone could see this and understand it.

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she
thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and don’t let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she’s quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she’s beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she’s scared
Protect her

When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she loves you
she really does more than you can understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold her’s and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she says it’s over
she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
- When she’s mad hug her tight and don’t let go
- When she says she’s ok don’t believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she’ll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Treat her like she’s all that matters to you
- Stay up all night with her when she’s sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes
-When she’s bored and sad, hang out with her
-Let her know she’s important.
- Don’t talk about other girls around her
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
“Whose ass am i kicking baby?”

Thumbs up if you agree are with these ♥♥♥♥

Monday, 6 January 2014

30 facts about GIRLS

>>> 30 facts about GIRLS <<<


1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology. ---> oh really?

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship’s over.) ----> duh? what the...?

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.---> :blink:

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them.----> i know how..

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?-----> <_<

8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.

9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her. :huh:

10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawing sand writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals).----> oh..really? i don't write journals

11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.

12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.

13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act look uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.---> :lol:

14. A smile means a lot to a girl.

15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.

16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.

17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.

18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.

19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.---> :huh: wtf?

20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.

21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories.--->yeah right.. :lol: ..crap..

22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.

23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.

24. Girls love having fun!--> hell yeah

25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.

27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.---> :lol: :lol:

28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.

29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.

30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.

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GIRLS MUST READ Its Just For U And GUYS READ FOR YOUR DEAREST


GIRLS MUST READ Its Just For U

And

GUYS READ FOR YOUR DEAREST

-From the day one..
she becomes apple of her father’s eyes…
Her silent tears do wonders..
and Dad agrees to do on what he said a big 'No' earlier..!

-She can walk in style all day long without looking tired...

-She burns her hand....while learning cooking for you..but never complains...

-She can cry all night, but the next morning when her eyes are red..
its just because mascara hit her eyes..

-She Likes to be called "Angel" or "Princess" or "Baby"…

-She will drop a lot of hints to tell you that she Loves you
But she won’t come say it directly..

-When a guy says something really sentimental,
She will remember it forever..

-When a girl cooks for you.. You know..?
You mean a lot to her..

-She feels Honored.. when You ask her Advice..

-She feels Shy.. when you look at her Silently..

-She feels Protective when she is dependent on you..

-she is expected to seal her Words …
to crush her emotions… to stop her tears..
and to have a big smile on her face.. no matter she is crying hard inside..


-She is one.. who is treated as a Princess in her Parent's House,
when she gets Married.. She leaves every thing behind..
her Parents, their Love.. her Room..
she adopts your family Values.. even your family name..
She calls your mother "Mum"... and your father "Dad"

love her..... because so many love her but she chooses to love you...

This Poem is Written By A Boy Who Lost His Love...


This Poem is Written By A Boy Who Lost His Love...

Never Play With The Feelings Of Anybody And Specially The "Girl" Who Loves You More Than Anything..

She Gave me lots of Love♥
I thought that’s Enough..!

She Took Me as God Gifted♥
I took her for Granted, Coz of My Ego..!

I Asked Her to Leave..
She Asked Me Why ??
I said:
Don't Love you Any more..!

I didn't know Her Value;
When She was Around..

And when I Realized Her Value
She was Under the Ground..!

-So Respect the Feelings;
Of the Person Who Loves You…

Girl and boy loved together for many years.....



Girl and boy loved together for many years.....
GIRL:I love u so much..
BOY:i love you truly!..
(AT ONE DAY)
GIRL:i am gonna to marry a guy....(crying)
BOY:we loved for many years...how can u agree to this marriage?
GIRL:it's my family situation...my parents wish...i dont know what to do..i am so sorry.....
BOY:i love u so much...i cant forget you..
GIRL:pls forget me and go in ur way...bye..
(BOY WORDLESS....)

ON AN OCCASION OF GIRL'S MARRIAGE..
BOY:Messaged to girl that he want to talk to her 5 minutes..that he was standing outside of marriage occasion..
GIRL:pls don't disturb me! i am in my marriage occasion..how can i come?pls go out from here... pls leave me!
BOY:pls just come out for 5 minutes...then i leaved from here..
(GIRL WENT OUTSIDE TO MEET BOY)
BOY:thanks for coming!..
GIRL:why u ask me to come here?I can say u all things before!..
BOY:WELL!..i want to say few words to you..
GIRL:???.........
BOY:i love u truly..i dont know whether u love me truly or not!..i believed you extremely...IN THIS MOMENT ALSO I LOVE YOU SO TRULY,SO I WANNA TO PROVE IT!...U KNOW?..TRUE LOVE MEANS WANTS THE LOVED ONES TO BE HAPPY ALWAYS WITHOUT ANY SINGLE SORROW..I WANT TO GIVE THAT NOW..I WISH YOU TO HAPPY ALWAYS!..IN UR WHOLE LIFE..BUT ONE DAY,YOU WILL MISS ME BADLY... HAPPY MARRIED LIFE..I WISH YOU TO BE HAPPY ALWAYS,BCOZ I LOVE YOU TRULY!I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN IN MY LIFE...BYE..BE HAPPY ALWAYS!...
GIRL:speechless......
(♥TRUE LOVE MEANS ALWAYS WISHED THE LOVE ONES TO HAPPY ALWAYS!♥)

Loving The Imperfect - The Perfect Love Story



Loving The Imperfect - The Perfect Love Story
They have been married for two years. He loves literature and often posts his work on the net, but nobody ever reads them. He is also into photography and he handles their wedding photos. He loves her very much. Likewise with her. She has a quick temper and always bullies him. He is a gentleman and always gives in to her.
Today, she's being willful again.
Her: "Why can't you be the photographer for my friend's wedding? She promised she'd pay."Him: "I don't have time that day."Her: "Humph!" Him: "Huh?"Her: "Don't have time? Write less of those novels, and you will have all the time you need."Him: "I... someone will definitely recognize my work some day." Her: "Humph! I don't care, you'll have to do it for her!" Him: "No." Her: "Just this once?" Him: "No."
Negotiation's broken. So, she gave the final warning: "Give me a Yes within three days, or else..."
First day, she "withheld" the kitchen, bathroom, computer, refrigerator, television, hi-fi... Except the double bed, to show her "benevolence".
Of course, she has to sleep on it too. He didn't mind, as he still has some cash in his pockets.
Second day, she conducted a raid and removed everything from his pockets and warned, "Seek any external help, and you bear the consequences."
He's nervous now. That night, on the bed, he begs for mercy, hoping that she'll end this state. She doesn't give a damn. No way am I giving in, whatever he says. Until he agrees.
Third day, night. On the bed. He's lying on the bed, looking to one side. She's lying on the bed, looking to the other side.
Him: "We need to talk." Her: "Unless it's about the wedding, forget it." Him: "It's something very important."
She remains silent.
Him:"Let's get a divorce." She did not believe her ears. Him: "I got to know a girl."
She's totally angry, and wanted to hit him. But she held it down, wanting to let him finish. But her eyes already felt wet. He took a photo out from his chest. Probably from his undershirt pocket, that's the only place she didn't go through yesterday. How careless.
Him: "She's a nice girl." Her tears fell.
Him: "She has a good personality too." She's heartbroken because he puts a photo of some other girl close to his heart. Him: "She says that she'll support me fully in my pursue for literature after we got married."
She's very jealous because she said the same thing in the past. Him: "She loves me truly." She wishes to sit up and scream at him "Don't I?" Him: "So, I think she won't force me to do something that I don't want to do."
She's thinking, but the rage won't subside. Him: "Want to take a look at the photo I took for her?" Her: "...!"
He brings the photo before her eyes. She's in a total rage, hits his hand away and leaves a burning slap on his face.
He sighs. She cries. He puts the photo back to his pocket. She pulls her hand back under the blanket.
He turns off the light, and sleeps. She turns on the light, and sits up. He's asleep. She lost sleep. She regrets treating him the way she treated him.
She cried again, and thought about a lot of things. She wants to wake him up. She wants to have a intimate talk with him. She doesn't want to push him anymore. She stares at his chest. She wants to see how the girl looks.
She slips the photo out. She wanted to cry and she wanted to laugh.
It's a nicely taken photo. A photo he took for her. She bends down, and kissed him on his cheek.
He smiled. He was just pretending to be asleep.
"You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
- See more at: http://fairylovestories.blogspot.in/2012/03/loving-imperfect-perfect-love-story.html#sthash.WufYffNF.dpuf
Loving The Imperfect - The Perfect Love Story

They have been married for two years. He loves literature and often posts his work on the net, but nobody ever reads them. He is also into photography and he handles their wedding photos. He loves her very much. Likewise with her. She has a quick temper and always bullies him. He is a gentleman and always gives in to her.
Today, she's being willful again.

Her: "Why can't you be the photographer for my friend's wedding? She promised she'd pay."Him: "I don't have time that day."Her: "Humph!" Him: "Huh?"Her: "Don't have time? Write less of those novels, and you will have all the time you need."Him: "I... someone will definitely recognize my work some day." Her: "Humph! I don't care, you'll have to do it for her!" Him: "No." Her: "Just this once?" Him: "No."

Negotiation's broken. So, she gave the final warning: "Give me a Yes within three days, or else..."

First day, she "withheld" the kitchen, bathroom, computer, refrigerator, television, hi-fi... Except the double bed, to show her "benevolence".

Of course, she has to sleep on it too. He didn't mind, as he still has some cash in his pockets.

Second day, she conducted a raid and removed everything from his pockets and warned, "Seek any external help, and you bear the consequences."

He's nervous now. That night, on the bed, he begs for mercy, hoping that she'll end this state. She doesn't give a damn. No way am I giving in, whatever he says. Until he agrees.

Third day, night. On the bed. He's lying on the bed, looking to one side. She's lying on the bed, looking to the other side.

Him: "We need to talk." Her: "Unless it's about the wedding, forget it." Him: "It's something very important."

She remains silent.

Him:"Let's get a divorce." She did not believe her ears. Him: "I got to know a girl."

She's totally angry, and wanted to hit him. But she held it down, wanting to let him finish. But her eyes already felt wet. He took a photo out from his chest. Probably from his undershirt pocket, that's the only place she didn't go through yesterday. How careless.

Him: "She's a nice girl." Her tears fell.

Him: "She has a good personality too." She's heartbroken because he puts a photo of some other girl close to his heart. Him: "She says that she'll support me fully in my pursue for literature after we got married."

She's very jealous because she said the same thing in the past. Him: "She loves me truly." She wishes to sit up and scream at him "Don't I?" Him: "So, I think she won't force me to do something that I don't want to do."

She's thinking, but the rage won't subside. Him: "Want to take a look at the photo I took for her?" Her: "...!"

He brings the photo before her eyes. She's in a total rage, hits his hand away and leaves a burning slap on his face.

He sighs. She cries. He puts the photo back to his pocket. She pulls her hand back under the blanket.

He turns off the light, and sleeps. She turns on the light, and sits up. He's asleep. She lost sleep. She regrets treating him the way she treated him.

She cried again, and thought about a lot of things. She wants to wake him up. She wants to have a intimate talk with him. She doesn't want to push him anymore. She stares at his chest. She wants to see how the girl looks.

She slips the photo out. She wanted to cry and she wanted to laugh.


It's a nicely taken photo. A photo he took for her. She bends down, and kissed him on his cheek.

He smiled. He was just pretending to be asleep.

"You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
- See more at: http://fairylovestories.blogspot.in/2012/03/loving-imperfect-perfect-love-story.html#sthash.WufYffNF.dpuf
Loving The Imperfect - The Perfect Love Story
They have been married for two years. He loves literature and often posts his work on the net, but nobody ever reads them. He is also into photography and he handles their wedding photos. He loves her very much. Likewise with her. She has a quick temper and always bullies him. He is a gentleman and always gives in to her.
Today, she's being willful again.
Her: "Why can't you be the photographer for my friend's wedding? She promised she'd pay."Him: "I don't have time that day."Her: "Humph!" Him: "Huh?"Her: "Don't have time? Write less of those novels, and you will have all the time you need."Him: "I... someone will definitely recognize my work some day." Her: "Humph! I don't care, you'll have to do it for her!" Him: "No." Her: "Just this once?" Him: "No."
Negotiation's broken. So, she gave the final warning: "Give me a Yes within three days, or else..."
First day, she "withheld" the kitchen, bathroom, computer, refrigerator, television, hi-fi... Except the double bed, to show her "benevolence".
Of course, she has to sleep on it too. He didn't mind, as he still has some cash in his pockets.
Second day, she conducted a raid and removed everything from his pockets and warned, "Seek any external help, and you bear the consequences."
He's nervous now. That night, on the bed, he begs for mercy, hoping that she'll end this state. She doesn't give a damn. No way am I giving in, whatever he says. Until he agrees.
Third day, night. On the bed. He's lying on the bed, looking to one side. She's lying on the bed, looking to the other side.
Him: "We need to talk." Her: "Unless it's about the wedding, forget it." Him: "It's something very important."
She remains silent.
Him:"Let's get a divorce." She did not believe her ears. Him: "I got to know a girl."
She's totally angry, and wanted to hit him. But she held it down, wanting to let him finish. But her eyes already felt wet. He took a photo out from his chest. Probably from his undershirt pocket, that's the only place she didn't go through yesterday. How careless.
Him: "She's a nice girl." Her tears fell.
Him: "She has a good personality too." She's heartbroken because he puts a photo of some other girl close to his heart. Him: "She says that she'll support me fully in my pursue for literature after we got married."
She's very jealous because she said the same thing in the past. Him: "She loves me truly." She wishes to sit up and scream at him "Don't I?" Him: "So, I think she won't force me to do something that I don't want to do."
She's thinking, but the rage won't subside. Him: "Want to take a look at the photo I took for her?" Her: "...!"
He brings the photo before her eyes. She's in a total rage, hits his hand away and leaves a burning slap on his face.
He sighs. She cries. He puts the photo back to his pocket. She pulls her hand back under the blanket.
He turns off the light, and sleeps. She turns on the light, and sits up. He's asleep. She lost sleep. She regrets treating him the way she treated him.
She cried again, and thought about a lot of things. She wants to wake him up. She wants to have a intimate talk with him. She doesn't want to push him anymore. She stares at his chest. She wants to see how the girl looks.
She slips the photo out. She wanted to cry and she wanted to laugh.
It's a nicely taken photo. A photo he took for her. She bends down, and kissed him on his cheek.
He smiled. He was just pretending to be asleep.
"You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
- See more at: http://fairylovestories.blogspot.in/2012/03/loving-imperfect-perfect-love-story.html#sthash.WufYffNF.dpuf
Loving The Imperfect - The Perfect Love Story
They have been married for two years. He loves literature and often posts his work on the net, but nobody ever reads them. He is also into photography and he handles their wedding photos. He loves her very much. Likewise with her. She has a quick temper and always bullies him. He is a gentleman and always gives in to her.
Today, she's being willful again.
Her: "Why can't you be the photographer for my friend's wedding? She promised she'd pay."Him: "I don't have time that day."Her: "Humph!" Him: "Huh?"Her: "Don't have time? Write less of those novels, and you will have all the time you need."Him: "I... someone will definitely recognize my work some day." Her: "Humph! I don't care, you'll have to do it for her!" Him: "No." Her: "Just this once?" Him: "No."
Negotiation's broken. So, she gave the final warning: "Give me a Yes within three days, or else..."
First day, she "withheld" the kitchen, bathroom, computer, refrigerator, television, hi-fi... Except the double bed, to show her "benevolence".
Of course, she has to sleep on it too. He didn't mind, as he still has some cash in his pockets.
Second day, she conducted a raid and removed everything from his pockets and warned, "Seek any external help, and you bear the consequences."
He's nervous now. That night, on the bed, he begs for mercy, hoping that she'll end this state. She doesn't give a damn. No way am I giving in, whatever he says. Until he agrees.
Third day, night. On the bed. He's lying on the bed, looking to one side. She's lying on the bed, looking to the other side.
Him: "We need to talk." Her: "Unless it's about the wedding, forget it." Him: "It's something very important."
She remains silent.
Him:"Let's get a divorce." She did not believe her ears. Him: "I got to know a girl."
She's totally angry, and wanted to hit him. But she held it down, wanting to let him finish. But her eyes already felt wet. He took a photo out from his chest. Probably from his undershirt pocket, that's the only place she didn't go through yesterday. How careless.
Him: "She's a nice girl." Her tears fell.
Him: "She has a good personality too." She's heartbroken because he puts a photo of some other girl close to his heart. Him: "She says that she'll support me fully in my pursue for literature after we got married."
She's very jealous because she said the same thing in the past. Him: "She loves me truly." She wishes to sit up and scream at him "Don't I?" Him: "So, I think she won't force me to do something that I don't want to do."
She's thinking, but the rage won't subside. Him: "Want to take a look at the photo I took for her?" Her: "...!"
He brings the photo before her eyes. She's in a total rage, hits his hand away and leaves a burning slap on his face.
He sighs. She cries. He puts the photo back to his pocket. She pulls her hand back under the blanket.
He turns off the light, and sleeps. She turns on the light, and sits up. He's asleep. She lost sleep. She regrets treating him the way she treated him.
She cried again, and thought about a lot of things. She wants to wake him up. She wants to have a intimate talk with him. She doesn't want to push him anymore. She stares at his chest. She wants to see how the girl looks.
She slips the photo out. She wanted to cry and she wanted to laugh.
It's a nicely taken photo. A photo he took for her. She bends down, and kissed him on his cheek.
He smiled. He was just pretending to be asleep.
"You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
- See more at: http://fairylovestories.blogspot.in/2012/03/loving-imperfect-perfect-love-story.html#sthash.WufYffNF.dpuf

Loving The Imperfect - The Perfect Love Story
They have been married for two years. He loves literature and often posts his work on the net, but nobody ever reads them. He is also into photography and he handles their wedding photos. He loves her very much. Likewise with her. She has a quick temper and always bullies him. He is a gentleman and always gives in to her.
Today, she's being willful again.
Her: "Why can't you be the photographer for my friend's wedding? She promised she'd pay."Him: "I don't have time that day."Her: "Humph!" Him: "Huh?"Her: "Don't have time? Write less of those novels, and you will have all the time you need."Him: "I... someone will definitely recognize my work some day." Her: "Humph! I don't care, you'll have to do it for her!" Him: "No." Her: "Just this once?" Him: "No."
Negotiation's broken. So, she gave the final warning: "Give me a Yes within three days, or else..."
First day, she "withheld" the kitchen, bathroom, computer, refrigerator, television, hi-fi... Except the double bed, to show her "benevolence".
Of course, she has to sleep on it too. He didn't mind, as he still has some cash in his pockets.
Second day, she conducted a raid and removed everything from his pockets and warned, "Seek any external help, and you bear the consequences."
He's nervous now. That night, on the bed, he begs for mercy, hoping that she'll end this state. She doesn't give a damn. No way am I giving in, whatever he says. Until he agrees.
Third day, night. On the bed. He's lying on the bed, looking to one side. She's lying on the bed, looking to the other side.
Him: "We need to talk." Her: "Unless it's about the wedding, forget it." Him: "It's something very important."
She remains silent.
Him:"Let's get a divorce." She did not believe her ears. Him: "I got to know a girl."
She's totally angry, and wanted to hit him. But she held it down, wanting to let him finish. But her eyes already felt wet. He took a photo out from his chest. Probably from his undershirt pocket, that's the only place she didn't go through yesterday. How careless.
Him: "She's a nice girl." Her tears fell.
Him: "She has a good personality too." She's heartbroken because he puts a photo of some other girl close to his heart. Him: "She says that she'll support me fully in my pursue for literature after we got married."
She's very jealous because she said the same thing in the past. Him: "She loves me truly." She wishes to sit up and scream at him "Don't I?" Him: "So, I think she won't force me to do something that I don't want to do."
She's thinking, but the rage won't subside. Him: "Want to take a look at the photo I took for her?" Her: "...!"
He brings the photo before her eyes. She's in a total rage, hits his hand away and leaves a burning slap on his face.
He sighs. She cries. He puts the photo back to his pocket. She pulls her hand back under the blanket.
He turns off the light, and sleeps. She turns on the light, and sits up. He's asleep. She lost sleep. She regrets treating him the way she treated him.
She cried again, and thought about a lot of things. She wants to wake him up. She wants to have a intimate talk with him. She doesn't want to push him anymore. She stares at his chest. She wants to see how the girl looks.
She slips the photo out. She wanted to cry and she wanted to laugh.
It's a nicely taken photo. A photo he took for her. She bends down, and kissed him on his cheek.
He smiled. He was just pretending to be asleep.
"You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
- See more at: http://fairylovestories.blogspot.in/2012/03/loving-imperfect-perfect-love-story.html#sthash.WufYffNF.dpuf
Loving The Imperfect - The Perfect Love Story
They have been married for two years. He loves literature and often posts his work on the net, but nobody ever reads them. He is also into photography and he handles their wedding photos. He loves her very much. Likewise with her. She has a quick temper and always bullies him. He is a gentleman and always gives in to her.
Today, she's being willful again.
Her: "Why can't you be the photographer for my friend's wedding? She promised she'd pay."Him: "I don't have time that day."Her: "Humph!" Him: "Huh?"Her: "Don't have time? Write less of those novels, and you will have all the time you need."Him: "I... someone will definitely recognize my work some day." Her: "Humph! I don't care, you'll have to do it for her!" Him: "No." Her: "Just this once?" Him: "No."
Negotiation's broken. So, she gave the final warning: "Give me a Yes within three days, or else..."
First day, she "withheld" the kitchen, bathroom, computer, refrigerator, television, hi-fi... Except the double bed, to show her "benevolence".
Of course, she has to sleep on it too. He didn't mind, as he still has some cash in his pockets.
Second day, she conducted a raid and removed everything from his pockets and warned, "Seek any external help, and you bear the consequences."
He's nervous now. That night, on the bed, he begs for mercy, hoping that she'll end this state. She doesn't give a damn. No way am I giving in, whatever he says. Until he agrees.
Third day, night. On the bed. He's lying on the bed, looking to one side. She's lying on the bed, looking to the other side.
Him: "We need to talk." Her: "Unless it's about the wedding, forget it." Him: "It's something very important."
She remains silent.
Him:"Let's get a divorce." She did not believe her ears. Him: "I got to know a girl."
She's totally angry, and wanted to hit him. But she held it down, wanting to let him finish. But her eyes already felt wet. He took a photo out from his chest. Probably from his undershirt pocket, that's the only place she didn't go through yesterday. How careless.
Him: "She's a nice girl." Her tears fell.
Him: "She has a good personality too." She's heartbroken because he puts a photo of some other girl close to his heart. Him: "She says that she'll support me fully in my pursue for literature after we got married."
She's very jealous because she said the same thing in the past. Him: "She loves me truly." She wishes to sit up and scream at him "Don't I?" Him: "So, I think she won't force me to do something that I don't want to do."
She's thinking, but the rage won't subside. Him: "Want to take a look at the photo I took for her?" Her: "...!"
He brings the photo before her eyes. She's in a total rage, hits his hand away and leaves a burning slap on his face.
He sighs. She cries. He puts the photo back to his pocket. She pulls her hand back under the blanket.
He turns off the light, and sleeps. She turns on the light, and sits up. He's asleep. She lost sleep. She regrets treating him the way she treated him.
She cried again, and thought about a lot of things. She wants to wake him up. She wants to have a intimate talk with him. She doesn't want to push him anymore. She stares at his chest. She wants to see how the girl looks.
She slips the photo out. She wanted to cry and she wanted to laugh.
It's a nicely taken photo. A photo he took for her. She bends down, and kissed him on his cheek.
He smiled. He was just pretending to be asleep.
"You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
- See more at: http://fairylovestories.blogspot.in/2012/03/loving-imperfect-perfect-love-story.html#sthash.y253MswR.dpuf
Loving The Imperfect - The Perfect Love Story
They have been married for two years. He loves literature and often posts his work on the net, but nobody ever reads them. He is also into photography and he handles their wedding photos. He loves her very much. Likewise with her. She has a quick temper and always bullies him. He is a gentleman and always gives in to her.
Today, she's being willful again.
Her: "Why can't you be the photographer for my friend's wedding? She promised she'd pay."Him: "I don't have time that day."Her: "Humph!" Him: "Huh?"Her: "Don't have time? Write less of those novels, and you will have all the time you need."Him: "I... someone will definitely recognize my work some day." Her: "Humph! I don't care, you'll have to do it for her!" Him: "No." Her: "Just this once?" Him: "No."
Negotiation's broken. So, she gave the final warning: "Give me a Yes within three days, or else..."
First day, she "withheld" the kitchen, bathroom, computer, refrigerator, television, hi-fi... Except the double bed, to show her "benevolence".
Of course, she has to sleep on it too. He didn't mind, as he still has some cash in his pockets.
Second day, she conducted a raid and removed everything from his pockets and warned, "Seek any external help, and you bear the consequences."
He's nervous now. That night, on the bed, he begs for mercy, hoping that she'll end this state. She doesn't give a damn. No way am I giving in, whatever he says. Until he agrees.
Third day, night. On the bed. He's lying on the bed, looking to one side. She's lying on the bed, looking to the other side.
Him: "We need to talk." Her: "Unless it's about the wedding, forget it." Him: "It's something very important."
She remains silent.
Him:"Let's get a divorce." She did not believe her ears. Him: "I got to know a girl."
She's totally angry, and wanted to hit him. But she held it down, wanting to let him finish. But her eyes already felt wet. He took a photo out from his chest. Probably from his undershirt pocket, that's the only place she didn't go through yesterday. How careless.
Him: "She's a nice girl." Her tears fell.
Him: "She has a good personality too." She's heartbroken because he puts a photo of some other girl close to his heart. Him: "She says that she'll support me fully in my pursue for literature after we got married."
She's very jealous because she said the same thing in the past. Him: "She loves me truly." She wishes to sit up and scream at him "Don't I?" Him: "So, I think she won't force me to do something that I don't want to do."
She's thinking, but the rage won't subside. Him: "Want to take a look at the photo I took for her?" Her: "...!"
He brings the photo before her eyes. She's in a total rage, hits his hand away and leaves a burning slap on his face.
He sighs. She cries. He puts the photo back to his pocket. She pulls her hand back under the blanket.
He turns off the light, and sleeps. She turns on the light, and sits up. He's asleep. She lost sleep. She regrets treating him the way she treated him.
She cried again, and thought about a lot of things. She wants to wake him up. She wants to have a intimate talk with him. She doesn't want to push him anymore. She stares at his chest. She wants to see how the girl looks.
She slips the photo out. She wanted to cry and she wanted to laugh.
It's a nicely taken photo. A photo he took for her. She bends down, and kissed him on his cheek.
He smiled. He was just pretending to be asleep.
"You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
- See more at: http://fairylovestories.blogspot.in/2012/03/loving-imperfect-perfect-love-story.html#sthash.y253MswR.dpuf

One Night A Girl And Boy Were Going In The Car



One Night A Girl And Boy Were Going In The Car

There Was Complete Silence

Both Of Them Stayed Quiet For Long

The Girl Then Gave Him A Chit.Boy B4 Reading It Told The Girl

(With Embarassing Expressions)
that He Wants to Leave Her As He Is Losing His Interest In Her

Then Suddenly An Over Speeded Car Collided

With Their Car

Girl Died N The Boy Survived

When The Boy Opened The Chit

He Droppd A Tear Coz

It Was Written

IF U WILL LEAVE ME I Will DIE';-(

Sunday, 5 January 2014

Funny story :)

This is a true story of a young college girl who passed away last month. Her name was Sara. She was hit by a dumper truck. She had a boy friend named Salman. Both of them were true lovers. They always hung on the phone. You could never see her without her cell phone. In fact she also changed her phone from Ufone to Mobilink, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost. She spent half of the day talking with Salman. Sara's family knew about their relationship. Salman was very close with Sara's family. (just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please bury me with my handphone" she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people couldn't carry her coffin, I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn't, everybody including me, had tried to carry the coffin, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called the Maulvi sahib. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". Then her friends told the Maulvi sahib about her intentions to bury her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and place her phone and SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked.Sara's parents did not inform Salman that Sara had passed away. After 2 weeks Salman called Sara's mom. Salman :...."I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Dont tell Sara that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her." Her mother replied....."You come home first, I wanna tell you something very important." after he came, they told him the truth about Sara.

Salman thought that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "don't try to fool me - tell Sara to come out, i have a gift for her Please stop this nonsense". Then they showed him her grave.

He said... "Its not true. we spoke yesterday. She still calls me. Salman was shaking. Suddenly, his phone rang. "see this is from Sara, see this..." he showed the phone to sara's family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It was the actual voice of Sara & there was no way others could use her SIM card since it was nailed inside the coffin. They were so shocked and asked for the Maulvi sahib's help again. The Maulvi sahib brought his aide to solve this matter. He & his aide worked for 5 hours.

Then they discovered one thing... Mobilink has the best coverage. Where ever you go, their network follows!!!

** GIRLS PLEASE READ THIS ** HERE'S 99 FACTS ABOUT GUYS





** GIRLS PLEASE READ THIS **

HERE'S 99 FACTS ABOUT GUYS

1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what? Uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate nice boy!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. Its good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”

59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

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